It was a hot summer night, you were trying to sleep.
You thrashed and turned all night. Sweat clung to your body.
It was hot, hot, hot. Your pillow was hot. You could feel the heat cooking your face. You flipped it to the cooler side.
But it wasn't cool.
It was hot, just as hot as the side you had just turned over.
You took the cover off and slipped it into the freezer for an hour.
It was still hot. The entire freezer had melted around it.
Your...