PRECIOUS POLAROIDS

"I went to the jellyfish exhibit at the aquarium for the first time! some were teeny and snack sized, but some were HUGE!! their long tails looked like noodles! the room was so dark and peaceful, while I was admiring the jellyfish, I almost fell asleep... good thing I definitely didn't do that (lying)"

"the renaissance festival!! i went with my friends, where we dressed up and ate all kinds of food! we split fried crawfish mac and cheese, then crawfish french fries, a banana crepe, a turkey leg, and a chicken sandwich.... it was so magical! afterwards, we all fought each other with prop swords"

"this year, I started looking for a remote location to deliberate about my evil plans. in the process, I realized I really like to hike! I found a nature reserve with all kinds of cool birds, and I've been trying to go up and down all the trails there! lots of people come here, though, so it's not great for an evil lair. and I can't go off-trail, because deer keep trying to eat me...."