BaoSmith Gets Breakfast

What was he looking at? was there crumbs on his face from his hastily eaten granola bar before he showed up at his office? they squinted a bit before letting it pass, he doesn't mind being stared at after all his best friend Frankie does it all the time, he gets the feeling he knows something far more than a normal bao should but it's none of his business, he is staying in his lane and honking the horn repeatedly with great fanfare "So you must be hungry huh?" Bao asked him "Starving! like i haven't eaten in...two hours!" the other nodded solemnly understanding the situation, all too well he knows that type of hunger. "I didn't hear what you ordered what did you get?" BaoSmith asked him as they rattled off that they wanted a really nice breakfast muffin but wrapped in bacon with a nice sunny side up egg in the muffin cup but don't tell nobody but also there is bits of corn mixed on, his second dish is a big hearty bowl of breakfast soup, soup can be for breakfast!

BaoSmith nods at that, yeah it can be a breakfast item if you have it during breakfast time as they talked about this and that before their breakfast haul arrived, wow!! everything looks so good!! Both baobears began to happily munch and crunch away, BaoSmith of course handed some of his food over to Bao as a sign of friendship because what is the greatest sign of trust and love than gift a bao your own food? The pancakes had crispy edges and a buttery aroma which was doubled with the pats of butter slapped on by the grey pawed bear soon mixed with honey and jam, he let it get just a little mushy so it became a really yummy bready paste. The eggs were put in the middle of the biscuits along with the ham and bacon while the sausages were chopped and tossed into the gravy.

The hashbrowns were split down the middle with one half having ketchup then the other half being dumped into the gravy as well, the toast was paired with the saucy goodness too! Can't forget it since they ordered it! Every bite was just perfect! The right amount of seasonings but now it's time to taste their drinks, Bao got a really nice blended juice smoothie "How's the milkshake?" he asked him "It's bitter and sweet just how i like it!" they offered him a sip but he didn't want anything so bitter early this morning but they appreciate it. After such a cold drink they had their still warm tea which was just the right amount of sweet too which warmed them up right away, what a great breakfast!

Both sat there digesting their meal for a bit wondering if they'll ever move again, they wiggled their arms a bit trying to figure out if they can lift their forks, alas they cannot making the two just melt into their chairs, the curse of every bao has. Trying to eat too much food and now going into a lil food coma "BaoSmith...If i don't survive this breakfast digest, I need you to take my computer and delete the data on it" nobody must know that they're writing the worlds most mysterious puzzle for all to enjoy "If you survive and I don't, will all my stuff to Frankie, he's my neighbor" they told him while being a chubby lil lump of baoness. "Rosebeary, if neither of us survive you have to deliver our wills" both let out a small burp and sat up "never mind we're good now, so dessert?" oh for baoness sake! that's a baobear for ya!